The Irish have the lowest stress rates
because they do not take medical
terminology seriously ..
- Artery:
The
study of paintings
- Bacteria:
Back
door to cafeteria
- Barium:
What
doctors do when patients die
- Benign:
What
you be, after you be eight
- Caesarean
Section: A neighbourhood in Rome
- Cat scan:
Searching
for kitty
- Cauterize:
Made
eye contact with her
- Colic:
A
sheep dog
- Coma:
A
punctuation mark
- Dilate:
To
live long
- Enema:
Not
a friend
- Fester:
Quicker
than someone else
- Fibula:
A
small lie
- Impotent:
Distinguished,
well known
- Labour
Pain: Getting hurt at work
- Medical
Staff: A doctor's cane
- Morbid:
A
higher offer
- Nitrates:
Rates
of pay for working at night, normally more money than days
- Node:
I
knew it
- Outpatient:
A
person who has fainted
- Pelvis:
Second
cousin to Elvis
- Post
Operative: A letter carrier
- Recovery
Room: Place to do upholstery
- Rectum:
Nearly
killed him
- Secretion:
Hiding
something
- Seizure:
Roman
Emperor
- Tablet:
A
small table
- Terminal
Illness: Getting sick at the airport
- Tumour:
One
plus one more
- Urine:
Opposite of you're out