The Irish have the lowest stress rates
because they do not take medical terminology seriously ..



  1. Artery: The study of paintings
  2. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria
  3. Barium: What doctors do when patients die
  4. Benign: What you be, after you be eight
  5. Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome
  6. Cat scan: Searching for kitty
  7. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
  8. Colic: A sheep dog
  9. Coma: A punctuation mark
  10. Dilate: To live long
  11. Enema: Not a friend
  12. Fester: Quicker than someone else
  13. Fibula: A small lie
  14. Impotent: Distinguished, well known
  15. Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work
  16. Medical Staff: A doctor's cane
  17. Morbid: A higher offer
  18. Nitrates: Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than days
  19. Node: I knew it
  20. Outpatient: A person who has fainted
  21. Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis
  22. Post Operative: A letter carrier
  23. Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery
  24. Rectum: Nearly killed him
  25. Secretion: Hiding something
  26. Seizure: Roman Emperor
  27. Tablet: A small table
  28. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport
  29. Tumour: One plus one more
  30. Urine: Opposite of you're out