New Terror Alert
Someone sent me the following message back in January 2004 about the
threat
posed by a newly discovered terrorist cult. It turned out that I
already knew something about the history of this cult, so I replied to
them immediately with the information I had on the founders and the
members of this cult. Since many people have unknowingly been involved
with and/or otherwise exposed to the teachings of this cult, I thought
I should go public with this information.
Enjoy :)
Cheers,
Farhad Arbab
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Alert, please read, hehe
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At New York's Kennedy airport,
an individual later discovered to be a
public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and
a calculator.
At a morning press conference,
Attorney general John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,"
Ashcroft said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in
a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x"and "y"
and refer to themselves as "unknowns," but we have determined they
belong
to a common denominator and have coordinates in every country.
"As the Greek philanderer
Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to
every triangle," Ashcroft declared. When asked to comment on the
arrest,
President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of
math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.
"I am gratified that our
government has given us a sine that it is intent
on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate
us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane
on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the
circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and
draw the line."
President Bush warned, "These
weapons of math instruction have the
potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before
seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to
factor-in
random facts of vertex."
Attorney General Ashcroft said,
There is one principle he is certain of
"As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. : though they continue
to multiply and try to divide, their days are numbered as the
hypotenuse
tightens around their necks."
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From: Farhad Arbab
Sent: Monday, January 19, 2004 7:13 PM
Subject: Re: New Terror Threat
Dear XXX,
Thank you for the new terror alert message about this sinister
"al-gebra" cult. It was fun to read. Here are some more historical
facts that I managed to dig up about this insidious cult and its links
with other evildoers of our time.
The founder of this al-gebra cult is a certain Persian, i.e., Iranian
(need we say more?) character, namely "Mohammad ibn Musa al-Khwarazmi"
commonly known as "al Khwarazmi" or "al Khwarizmi" whose prolific
writings in Arabic, mind you, in the 9th century attracted much
attention in medieval Europe among the infidels who questioned the
teachings of the bible and challenged the authority of the church. His
writings introduced so many new ideas that his books became a major
source and reference for research and the development of innovative
weapons of math instruction for centuries.
One of the new ideas of Mr. al Khwarizmi, or Al, which curiously
remained rather dormant until our modern times, was his obsession to
calculate things using precise instructions. The instructions, not the
calculated things, were his primary interest and they had to be so
mathematically precise that they could be used to mechanically derive
the outcome and prove its properties. This was such a new concept in
mathematics that there was no name for it. So, this concept became
known as "al Khwarizmi" which in our modern parlance is better known as
algorithm. With the advent of modern computers, interest in algorithms
has exploded beyond control. Every unsupervised teenager and other
misfits now have the means to play with all sorts of algorithms, making
it difficult for our Department of Homeland Security to maintain law
and
order. It has been reported that especially young people from
single-parent homes, families who do not regularly attend church
services, and other social outcasts are vulnerable to indulge
themselves
by learning, developing and sharing algorithms. Algorithms, of course,
are what all these God-less hackers, infidels, rogue nations, and
cyber-terrorist use to build viruses, worms, and Trojan horses to
attack
our computer systems, disrupt the Internet, and sabotage our social
order and economic infrastructure.
The name of the cult "al-gebra" comes from the title of one of Al's
books: his treatise on "al jabr va al moghabeleh" which is Arabic code
for "compulsion and contrast." Mr. Khwarizmi was clearly fascinated
enough with compulsion to write a seminal book about it. This proves
his
dictatorial tendencies and reveals him as a sworn enemy of our
democratic principles. His sinister emphasis on contrast in this book
reveals him as a demagogue socialist agitator who entices the
proletariat to question the God-given order of the universe and
suggests
easy answers by drawing undue attention to the natural differences
between the living conditions of the unappreciative masses who opt out
of carrying their fair share of the burden of our otherwise blooming
economy, versus that of our elite who thanklessly pay for the welfare
of
this lazy bunch and whose accumulated wealth sustains our society,
trickles down to fuel our economy, and creates jobs for those who work
but in His wisdom are ordained to be less fortunate in this life.
Indeed, this is no surprise, given Mr. Khwarizmi's affiliation with
Islam, and that a mere 11 centuries later his birth-place of Khwarazm
would become part of a fake Soviet republic ruled by the dictatorship
of
the God-less communist infidels. Al Khwarizmi's Islamic-Marxist
tendencies are, by now, certainly obvious.
One of the early converts to the al-gebra cult, Mr. Khwarizmi's
second-in-command, so to speak, is another Iranian terrorist, Omar
Khayyam, aka Omar The Tent Maker. Whereas his 12th century significant
contributions as a hard-core al-gebra-ist to the advancement of weapons
of math instruction are all written in Arabic, he lived under the cover
of a Persian poet, and also disguised himself as a star-gazer.
In fact, Mr. Khayyam was no ordinary star-gazer or garden-variety
astrologist at all; he was a prominent astronomer whose methods of
calendrical calculations correctly predicted positions of the sun,
lengths of years, and the timing of spring and vernal equinoxes,
solstices, etc., well beyond the accuracy needed for his time, or even
centuries to come. This begs the obvious question: why all this
obsession with meticulous calculations and useless accuracy? Indeed,
his
calendrical calculation methods may have been used for the timing of
the
terrorist attacks on September 11.
Although no smoking gun has been discovered yet by coalition forces in
Afghanistan to establish this link beyond reasonable doubt in a court
of
law, we have an abundance of circumstantial evidence suggesting Osama
Bin Laden's Al-Qaidah used Khayyam's (al-gebraic and calendrical)
methods to viciously calculate, plan, and execute their cowardly
terrorist attacks, well before September 11. Given the close proximity
of Omar's birthplace of Neyshabour in Iran to its bordering Afghanistan
(plus that Mr. Khayyam's homonym, Molla Omar who is still at-large,
was/is the spiritual leader of the Taliban), no reasonable God-fearing
patriot would doubt that this link exists and would not succumb to the
seductive arguments of unpatriotic traitors disguised as bleeding-heart
liberals who irrationally insist on keeping such frivolous luxuries as
civil liberties, rules of evidence, and courts of law in the face of
the
danger posed by terrorists and their sympathizers threatening our
nation
and the entire civilized world at critical times like this.
The true nature of Mr. Khayyam's ideology is revealed in the 19th
century English poet, Edward FitzGerald's famous English translation of
Omar's Persian quatrains, aka Rubaiyat. This work reeks of disdain for
religion, antagonism against religious establishment, disregard for and
revolt against authority, and promotes a misguided faith in humanism
suggesting an equality that is clearly at odds with the sanctity of the
ordained order of the universe and revelations of after-life, judgment
day, and resurrection. It advocates drinking wine, love, and other
intoxicants as antidote to what in his view is suffering (under the
toil
of honest work, no doubt, to earn a fair wage) and as a cowardly escape
from the realities of life. Understandably, Omar has been very
influential among the followers of various nihilistic movements and his
advocacy of the cult of love is responsible, at least in part, for
those
destructive anti-social anti-establishment rag-tag hippies of the 60's
and their unpatriotic subversive traitor terrorist-sympathizer
ideological-descendants of today.
As an important side note, one must not ignore that the antagonism of
Mr. Omar Khayyam toward creationism may not be as overtly expressed in
his poetry as that of others of his ilk -- e.g., another prominent
Iranian terrorist-saboteur aka Persian-poet, one circa 13th century
Jalal-o-din Mohammad Balkhi, the founder of the order known as the
Whirling Dervishes, who also goes by various aliases in the west such
as
Rumi, Molana, Mevlana, etc., and in his work explicitly advocates the
dark cult of Darwinian evolution. Nevertheless, in spite of his shady
reputation as a scientist, Mr. Khayyam is just as close-minded against
the true science of creationism as he speaks overtly against the
promise
of after-life, resurrection, and judgment day.
Mr. Khayyam's quatrains show that he is simply too secular to honestly
associate himself with religious folks. Thus, his above mentioned links
with Osama Bin Laden's Al-Qaidah and his convenient choice of his
birth-place -- which is suspiciously close to both the Shiite holy city
of Mashhad in Iran (the hot-bed of the Islamic revolution of 1979) and
the Taliban's Afghanistan -- are indicators of nothing but a marriage
of
convenience among those who consider the civilized west as their common
enemy and blindly hate us for our love of freedom and family values.
Himself religious or not, Mr. Khayyam's first name, Omar, indicates
that
he could not have been born in a Shiite family. His family must have
been Sunnis, who had no business to live, let alone prosper, in a
predominantly Shiite region to such an extent as to be able to afford
advanced education for Omar. Except that they must have been well-paid
to serve as the local operatives for the power brokers in the Sunni
triangle, whose goal is to subvert the attempts of the coalition of the
willing to bring freedom and democracy to Iraq. This fact plus his
secular beliefs and involvement with the above-mentioned rogue nations
and terrorist organizations clearly prove Mr. Omar Khayyam was a
card-carrying member of the Baath party and had direct close ties with
Saddam Hussein.
Let us take a closer look at some of Mr.O. Khayyam's cohorts. Omar is
rumored to have been an elementary-school class-mate of one notorious
Hassan Sabbah. Historical details such as a difference of some 18 years
in their ages and the distance between their cities of residence at the
time suggest that for this rumor to be true, Mr. Sabbah must have had a
very long commute (from Rey, near Tehran, to Neyshabour, near Mashhad,
some 10-hour train ride today) every day to attend the same elementary
school as Mr. Khayyam -- which may account for Hassan's flunking
elementary school 18 years in a row. Nevertheless, the story of Hassan
and Omar's class-mate association (also with a third character who rose
up to become the prime minister of the ruling Arabs) is so strong among
their fellow-country-men that it must contain some element of truth. If
not class-mates, then they must have, no doubt, been fiends and
co-conspirators against the civilized world and our family values later
in life.
In spite of this severe academic handicap, Mr. Hassan Sabbah was
intelligent and charismatic enough to become the founder of the
original
cult of the assassins: the Shiites who from their mountain fortress
headquarters of Alamut pursued liberation of Iran from Arab rule
through
terrorism, suicide missions, and political assassinations. Their name,
and the origin of the word assassin, comes from "hashshashin" an Arabic
word referring to their use of hashish as a psychedelic drug to
brainwash their followers to volunteer for their deadly missions. They
achieved great success and building on this success and their
reputation, the members of this same organization later terrorized
innocent Christian warriors and their other enemies at the time of the
holy crusades against the Moslem infidels by secret murders committed
under the influence of hashish. Their experiments with hashish and
other psychedelic drugs clearly links Mr. H. Sabbah's organization with
the unpatriotic flower-power and anti-war movements that resulted in
the
unfortunate premature and abrupt end to the Vietnam war, which extended
the grip of the commies in southeast Asia and prolonged the despicable
life of the Evil Empire. Their ways and means are also used by
Palestinian terrorists and other fundamentalists elsewhere in the world
who refuse to live in peace and freedom that we bestow upon them, and
refuse to share their lands and resources with us, because they are
greedy infidel bastards and hate peace and hate us for our family
values
and our democratic principles and our love of freedom.
Now you know the full story behind the cult of al-gebra, its founders
and followers, their associates, cohorts and co-conspirators, and all
that they stand for.
Cheers,
Farhad
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